Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal
Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal
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Thicker Than a Bowl of Oatmeal

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Unfortunately this is our most controversial soap and we were forced to put a do not eat warning on the box. Two product testers were unable to control the insatiable desire to eat the soap because it smells fucking delicious. Like a deceptive spoon full of vanilla, we promise you it does not taste like it smells. You have been warned. 


This soap is also a class 5 bear attractant. Best used during Pride, not camping. 


Scent notes: Oatmeal Milk & Honey. Contains ground oatmeal as an exfoliant.


Ingredients: Olea Europaea (Olive) Oil, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Zea Mays (Corn) Oil, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Aqua, Sodium Hydroxide, Ground Oatmeal, Fragrance. May contain FD&C color.