Saltwater Crocodile Tears
Saltwater Crocodile Tears
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Saltwater Crocodile Tears

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Remember that time Dave in accounting ate your chicken quinoa power bowl that literally had your name on it and then LIED about it? So to get your revenge you brought another, but this time you hid a couple of Carolina Reaper peppers in it. Amid his wails of anguish you slyly let out some salty tears seemingly sympathetic to his milkless plight, but we both know he deserved it. Wash away those crocodile tears with this soap, engineered to handle the extra extra salty. 


In accordance with international Australian ingredient regulations this soap was manufactured upside down as to emulate the conditions of the tea tree growing in its natural habitat in the land down under. 


Scent notes: Tea tree with sweet peppermint. Contains peppermint leaves as an exfoliant.


Ingredients: Olea Europaea (Olive) Oil, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Zea Mays (Corn) Oil, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Aqua, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance, Peppermint Leaves. May contain FD&C color.