Mango Passion Punch
Mango Passion Punch
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Mango Passion Punch

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The karate kid crane kicking through boards, Muay Thai fighters kicking down banana trees, and countless other legendary martial arts and kick styles, what do they all have in common? 


They never wore heels...but you do.


Guess they had to grow their leg muscles somehow. Why else do you think Walker Texas Ranger is so strong? He wears cowboy boots...which we all know are basically heels. And since you have mastered the model walk you decided it was time to toughen up those hands for the perfect power handshake. Soon you trekked into the jungle, found a nice juicy mango tree, and are thinking about when Connor **PUNCH** in his stupid power tie **PUNCH** and douchey wingtips **PUNCH** kept talking over you **PUNCH** in the last meeting **PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**. As your hands strengthened you unfortunately punched through the tree and knocked it over, (RIP mango tree, you served a higher purpose). Luckily for you there were some fresh mangoes for that perfect post workout smoothie. What you didn’t know is that we took the leftovers so they wouldn't go to waste and crammed them into this soap. We promise after your post workout shower you'll feel like a million dollar mango baby.


Scent Notes: Sweet fresh mango, no extras. 


Ingredients: Olea Europaea (Olive) Oil, Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Zea Mays (Corn) Oil, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Aqua, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance. May contain FD&C color.